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Story Demotivational Poster


FACT -


TAGS: pixar up love story twilight
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

kay9kabang - February 23, 2012, 3:48 pm
and 4 movies.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:51 pm
I don't use memebase, im more of a reddit person
Noname5 - December 22, 2011, 1:36 pm
on memebase, thets the same thing but with ...created a better love story in 8 mins without talking ;)
Derek - December 21, 2011, 4:02 pm
If only people didn't cry every time I show it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2011, 2:24 pm
So true!
Arvantillian - December 20, 2011, 10:33 am
perfect 5 balloons!


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+


TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cyberhagen - December 19, 2015, 12:27 pm
Nope, you got at least one wrong: Question 1 was a trick question: Napoleon didn't die in a battle. He was poisoned while exiled on his little island.
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:51 pm
History class sure has changed since I was in school.
MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.17/5

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fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.


STAR WARS - The Original Neverending Story


TAGS: star wars story
Rating: 4.53/5

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maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
Great Pic .


NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.


TAGS: nikola tesla electricity gangster history
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by StringerB

karudijan - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm
U are some kind of Yoker , or what HOW CAN U MAKE YOKES whith the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD !!!! I am sorry for u !
forseti - July 4, 2010, 11:17 am
I'd give it a 4, so I vote 5 for you, Haar ;)
Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:30 am
Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!


REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story


TAGS: there are two sides to every story
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mikieelmo

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm
that's so true! like it very much!


HISTORY CHANNEL -


TAGS: television history channel chooses ratings
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by spacedog

fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:35 am
I agree, though falloutghoul also makes a valid point. The whole Discovery Network has lowered the bar; too bad it can't be fixed like in the "Raising the Bar" episode of South Park.
supersaiyen1001 - March 16, 2013, 12:16 pm
I saw something similar to this on another website I'm on: "History is written, not by the victors, but by the wiki-editors".
GaryO - March 14, 2013, 12:00 pm
Yup, 'tis a truth
falloutghoul - March 14, 2013, 8:48 am
While I agree to some extent, Ancient Aliens deals with history to a degree and Pawn Stars deals with historical objects.
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 7:23 am
Agreed. The channel's content has descended into second-rate garbage.
Bolverk3778 - March 14, 2013, 6:35 am
Got to agree with space dog the content on the History Channel has gone down hill rapidly. The Head of Programming for History Channel needs a kick in the seat of the pants.


GOING POSTAL -


TAGS: and so the story goes
Rating: 4.53/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:24 pm
He should have help them out of the water and gave them his home and his car. Because god knows we don't have enough criminals and welfare leaches.
mariand - August 21, 2011, 2:55 pm
hahahahaha...5 stamps for you


STILL - A much better love story than Twilight


TAGS: love story twilight nerf fight
Rating: 4.13/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:03 pm
The fact is that most women are old sticks in the mud. They never wanna have fun, they always gripe, and they think the only things a man should enjoy is serving them.
Altrunchen - September 23, 2013, 1:14 pm
I would date the hell out of a chick as awesome as that!
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:15 am

Ahem~~~I keep a squirt gun in the bowl of my stand mixer at the end of the kitchen counter. Spontaneous waterfights are known to break out at my house.


ALCOHOL - Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad


TAGS: alcohol great story
Rating: 4.66/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 3:08 pm
Fictionalised version: He look some coke and sum h** chicks saw
Unstablecow10 - December 3, 2011, 2:39 am
He look some coke.. oh and um h** chicks right i saw them first


194 Minutes -


TAGS: titanic disaster film hollywood history
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:26 pm
I wondered why it took so long... Now to warn people about the relationship between "525,600 minutes" and sitting through a seen of "Rent".


SHORT STORY -


TAGS: short bedtime story
Rating: 4.77/5

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champ99 - September 14, 2012, 11:29 am
Could be Cyber, could be.
Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:16 pm
OMG, is there a hidden webcam in my bedroom?!
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:48 pm
Hahaha... love this one.
champ99 - December 22, 2011, 9:43 am
So do I! lol
mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
LOL
Airman - December 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
I know that story!


HISTORY -




REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight


TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am
That's funny. 5 lions.


WWF STILL A BETTER STORY THAN TWILIGHT -


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm

i lol'd


I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! - Cool story bro.


TAGS: i see cool story
Rating: 2.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:31 pm
Every time I see this I hear the insane laughter at the beginning of Gorillas "Feel Good Inc" Five flying flying windmills with Noodle sitting on the edge strumming, just for the memories of that great song.


MEN -


TAGS: history men achievement ***ism hammy
Rating: 4.57/5

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Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 2:46 pm
haha :D
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 10:30 pm
your a women studies major. you mus make great sandwiches 5L


BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - To infinity...and beyond!


TAGS: bike fail toy story buzz fly
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Ekder

NickDahlmier - March 16, 2017, 10:44 am
"Wait... Where's my bike?"
Ekder - July 14, 2010, 11:50 am
It's my first one, thank you!
Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:43 am
Nice!


BRING ME - Solo and the Wookie. They shall pay for this outrage.


TAGS: easter christmas story jabba okami
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - April 24, 2011, 9:12 pm
Until the end there I thought you were talking about Star Wars. And for some reason the bunny heads as the feet and hands always reminds me of Tremors -- the tenticle thingys that each end in a toothy mouth.
tellitlikeitis - April 24, 2011, 9:04 pm
One of my all time favourite movies-- 5 lovely leg lamps for you.


HISTORY - Those that didn't learn from the past are destined to repeat history.




RALPHIE SAYS: -


TAGS: bbgun redryder christmas story
Rating: 4.5/5

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GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:46 pm
No! You'll put yer eye out, kid.


THE TRUTH: - Well-behaved women Seldom Make history.


TAGS: woman history good proper
Rating: 4.82/5

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PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:21 pm
@tellitikeitis, that's true, but just because a woman is honest and beautiful doesn't mean they behaved well.
PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha, thanks.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:43 am

YAY!!!! first poster off to a great start. keep it up pick...nice :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:20 pm
True, but honest pure beauty is never forgotten...
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:48 pm
Haha thats SO true. & thanks! :D
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 pm
now the REAL truth : women seldom make history at all :) jes kidding with you, great p5ster


PRODUCT PLACEMENT - This one must have caused a stir




IT'S SO SIMPLE -


TAGS: love story divorce say sorry
Rating: 4.77/5

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Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 12:22 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome... :)


ART - When you break it down, it's just basically a bunch of dudes scribbling random crap




HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-




Countdown To Zero -


TAGS: winners loser presidents usa history
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:11 am
I liked the 3rd best :)
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2014, 1:36 am
I thought Reagan's was "Shut up!" or "Seen one redwood, seen 'em all" or "We start bombing in ten minutes".


WRITER'S BLOCK -


TAGS: but werewolves are another story
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - January 31, 2010, 2:18 pm
Never! Unless you can think of some other way I can stop the ghost of Scott Baio's showbiz career from haunting my jacuzzi?!? And please hurry. It's become mildly disconcerting.
sickartist - January 31, 2010, 7:04 am
I will give you 5L if you throw away the manuscript hahaha


BUZZ LIGHTYEAR -




AFTER CAREFUL TRANSLATION - It has become clear that Timmys have dated back to antiquity


TAGS: timmys timmies poetry history
Rating: 2.36/5

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aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:23 pm
Seems the timmys got a hold on this one first or I just suck at making motifakes


REVIEW: - A disappointingly short read.




COMPLACENCY -


TAGS: food chain religion history marlin perkins
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 10:15 pm
(mit a little poo, I'm sure)
ICEMAN - September 23, 2010, 10:09 pm
I hear it tastes like chicken.


YOUTH - A history too rich Can make a child too old


TAGS: youth children old age history
Rating: 5/5

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Budog - May 4, 2012, 6:26 pm
Excellent, and sadly true... 5L
Reality Lord - May 4, 2012, 5:17 pm

first poster!!!! HEY NEW GUY....NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!


WHERE ARE THEY NOW? -




LESSONS -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.56/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow f*** face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow f***face, hitler was not half jewish or g** or any of that **** that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys s****** this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!


TRADITION -


TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not s******ing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't s******. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)


100 YEARS FROM NOW - Future generations will be studying the history of TV and say WTF?


TAGS: factsoflife tv history future studying
Rating: 3.5/5

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MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 3:52 am
Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:04 am
Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of cr@p.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:03 am
Haha...thanks for the comment.
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:02 pm
No need to wait that long. I'm saying it now.


SOMEONE - Just checked your browsing history


TAGS: wtf cat checked your browsing history
Rating: 3.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 4:02 am
Huh!!! God God, What is it good for? Absolutely Mustyk...''delete it now!!!


THE WAY IT REALLY HAPPENED - This is the history they should tell you about




Story Telling -


TAGS: garyo comes by his story telling talent naturally never let go of your inner child
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 3:00 pm
Glad ya did stumble upon it...a tribute to Mr. Gary! Got a few more cute kids say what posters coming. Thanks for the 5L and a fav to boot!
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 10:09 am
Shyt, Missy. How'd I miss this?! 5L fav...dang this is good


SO HAVE A FEW -




THE BIBLE - One of the best fantasy novels in existence... And still a better love story than Twilight




MR. POTATO HEAD - He won't be appearing in the next Toy Story




MOZART - When speaking of him they tend to skip the fact he was an egocentric jerk


TAGS: hidden history
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - August 5, 2009, 4:42 am
When someone really is the greatest, surely it's forgiveable? Or do call Muhammed Ali an egocentric jerk too?


HOW MUCH POWER IS TOO MUCH POWER ? -


TAGS: boxing history fight staredown legend
Rating: 4.64/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:51 pm
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:39 am
but knowing is half the battle
carebear - March 23, 2012, 1:24 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:29 pm

Foreman remains my favorite heavyweight, that division my favorite, too. The Klitchko brothers are pretty to look at, but I so wish someone would come along to enliven the division. I miss the 'real' fights.
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:53 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:38 am
yeah,I can still hear Cosell; "Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier!" Thanks for the memories, CB
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 11:02 pm

Boxing is my favorite sport. This is wonderful!~
Airman - March 21, 2012, 5:37 pm
down goes Frazier!
Sho - March 21, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha 5L


THOSE WHO IGNORE HISTORY.. - Are doomed to repeat it.


TAGS: humour history communism kim jong un north korea
Rating: 4.56/5

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SteveFurlong - May 16, 2012, 1:07 pm
The cake is a lie!
maoworks2 - May 16, 2012, 12:46 pm
Fearless Leader Is A Cake !


DON'T MISTAKE... -




CHOICES -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.3/5

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winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm
You are the dumbest f***tard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f***ing factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a ****.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax


HISTORY -


TAGS: communism history human rights
Rating: 3.03/5
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:28 am
Whoever this was, they obviously didn't pay attention if school, as socialism isn't communism.
Derek - October 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
Nobody is giving it another chance - outside of hippy communes.


WE FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY - ...and the rest is pretty obvious




HISTORY - Why repeat it, when it's so much more fun just to change it.


TAGS: doctor who tardis 10 history
Rating: 2.96/5
Claire - November 1, 2009, 9:42 pm
5


North By Northwest -


TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitch**** cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm
BAM! 5L


Never Again -


TAGS: holocaust war peace un history
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 10:34 pm
Thank you :)
Rick69 - August 2, 2014, 5:21 pm
Back in the days, I did a History project about this very gate. Strong stuff, solid poster.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 9:01 am
Thank you RL. It's become history's worst term ever coined because there is never any enforcement. Humanity created the biggest skeleton in thier own closet. :(
Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 8:00 am

powerful my friend


THE 1ST THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: members history recreated
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
Thank you steve. Ya know I almost used spammy's avatar for jesus' head to give your statement a more "punch"teehee
steve1961 - November 23, 2012, 1:09 pm
5 thankful lions for you, Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - November 23, 2012, 9:51 am
Thanks ug...but is the 5L fresh or canned?
ughomer - November 23, 2012, 8:27 am
Jellied Cranberries - 5L
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:28 pm
About that...ya showed up late...suds are gone and all that is left for spuds is what is in rerun's beard...help yourself! Thanks for dropping a line dawg!
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:27 pm
Wise choice...those boys are looking pretty hungry, fork to the back of your hand kind of hungry teehee. Thanks sho.
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:25 pm
Right then...welcome to the club, Papa, you're in good company!
spacedog - November 22, 2012, 6:59 pm
Nice one Miss P. Pa55 the spuds and the suds.
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 6:32 pm
YW Miss. I guess Papa is what most people use for a short version. It's my initials in the phonetic alphabet -- I've had that label since I was in the military coughmumble years ago. :)
Sho - November 22, 2012, 6:29 pm
Thanksgiving dinner? I think I'll pass on this one. 5Lols
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 6:01 pm
Thanks PapaFox. You're gonna have to pick..do I call ya Papa or Fox or make up my own? Best ask M0rd3kaI, Rick69 or Moo(?) before you leave it up to me..bahaha!
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 5:58 pm
Thank you Gary...sorry ya didn't make it on this one...saving you for xmas...muhahaha!
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL good one!
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 2:55 pm
HAH! Nice work, Missy!


DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY -




STORY TIME - Every crag and gnarled tree and lonely valley has its own strange and graceful legend attached to it....


TAGS: hyde story time
Rating: 4.86/5

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rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:50 pm

very nice


EMOTIONAL RESCUE -




THE NEVER ENDING STORY -




THERE ARE EIGHT MILLION STORIES IN THE NAKED CITY - This has been one of them


TAGS: duck story
Rating: 4.71/5

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Swampfox - October 30, 2012, 4:30 am
I gave it a 4 because you left out the pancake.
GaryO - October 22, 2012, 9:33 am
Yeah, I like this one too. It’s just obscure enough, and Warner Brothers funny to the twisted mind of this ol’ geezer….reminds me of my effort SEAGULL IN REPOSE of which really didn’t so as well as I’d hoped….good one DP. Yeah, 5L
Sho - October 21, 2012, 6:09 pm
We just want to be different. 5Lols
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2012, 4:48 pm
I'm not sure what it is about this poster. But I like it. 5L


symmetry -


TAGS: story side
Rating: 4.53/5

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History Lesson -


TAGS: history lesson americans columbus lost
Rating: 4.47/5

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Oldsod - March 28, 2014, 5:12 pm
As a certified (and certifiable) historian, I officially found 5 lost lions for this one!


BLACK AND WHITE - VS COLOR maybe it's best to leave history alone




WEST SIDE STORY - I feel pretty and witty and...




WANT MORE ANDY ROONEY - With Those Eyebrows?




Civil War Reenactments -




ROBERT THE BRUCE - Murderer, Opportunist, Waverer. Scottish King 1306-1329 Nice


TAGS: scotland king history middle ages
Rating: 2.08/5

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Robert the Bruce - May 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
Not ANOTHER shrubbery !
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
Don't forget how he forced so many village folk into hard and unjust labor...making them cut down whole forests wiiiiiiiith....A HERRING!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:04 am
The knights who say 'Ni' are now the Knights who 'Ekky Ekky Ekky Fantang'.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Murderer, opportunist, waverer.... who said "Ni"!


Alternate Histories -


TAGS: japan alternate history what if
Rating: 2/5

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Warghl - June 26, 2009, 1:06 pm
Not to be a nazi buuuuuut sake pronounced sah-kay saki is incorrect
LogicDude - February 5, 2009, 11:13 am
Does this mean Saki in bags?
Roamer - November 5, 2008, 11:24 pm
Fear the coming of Japanada!!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2008, 11:05 am
Land of the Rising Moose
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:59 am
but we wouldnt have to pay as much for shipping imports


HISTORIC TRUTH -


TAGS: history nothing 1897
Rating: 4.88/5

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carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:08 pm
(carebear BANNED)


WHEN YOU'RE A JET -




ALIEN HISTORY -




NURTURING -




GHOSTS OF ALCATRAZ -




HISTORY IS A COSTLY TEACHER -




"HEY YOU, AIRMAN" -


TAGS: and so the story went that summer
Rating: 4.28/5

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LogicDude - March 2, 2010, 8:06 am
Love it!
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 7:24 pm
Ha!! Back atcha!!5L


VEHICULAR HOMCIDE -


TAGS: based on a true story this morning my ride won t die
Rating: 4.12/5

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rerun - February 11, 2010, 2:25 pm

man, I would love to have a 73 cou*** now.
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 2:19 pm
When I was a lowly E3, married and one in the oven, poor as all hell, I kept a 73 cou*** running with jb weld...on the radiator too.


HISTORY - Small - timers : Must like it the way they have it... Big - timers : Will have it the way they like it...




HISTORY -


TAGS: history moon fake motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.25/5

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Me - November 1, 2009, 12:44 pm
To the other "me": I never realized that TV shows had the power to "enlighted" people, is this a new ability? I a**ume then that they also have the ability to create their own new words, in that case I call dibs on Cromulent
me - November 1, 2009, 12:34 pm
Watch the mythbusters episode about the moonlanding, it will enlighted you
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:17 pm
That is amsome shop skills. 5L
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:33 pm
When did we go to Mars?


GALINDISMS - Why can't they just teach us history instead of always harping on the past.




Catching The Fever -




ENDURANCE -




The shortest story ever told -


TAGS: story grow age young old
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 4, 2014, 7:50 pm
Three posters, fifteen lions. Thanks for the show, kirill.
Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 5:53 pm
You are on a winning streak today, my man. Good show.


CONFESSION -


TAGS: catholic church child abuse history
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - August 16, 2013, 4:58 pm

oh ouch.
lgvernon - August 14, 2013, 10:16 pm

Already done! Thanks!~
BobbEdwards - August 14, 2013, 10:05 pm
Primo Religifake 5tuff, too


HISTORY LEGACY -




History -


TAGS: history written by victors and women assigning blame does anyone even read the tags silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm

heh I guess I'm not the only one that reads (and hopefully appreciates) oddball tags
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:47 am
I also read the tags. I enter appropriate, yet humorous, tags in the form of a sentence to aid in the memorization of words or phrases in aid in the search.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:15 am
I read them, but they're not meant for reading, they a**ist the search function. 5L


Reverse Cowboy -




and that... -




Basis and Fact -




Change -




Fractured Nursery Rhyme -


TAGS: bedtime story for bug eradicator
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 8, 2014, 11:59 pm
Looks like a Black Widow web!
Airman - May 8, 2014, 9:51 pm
and you expect us all to sleep tonight? d*** you


Historical Marker -


TAGS: history it s a hoot
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 4:31 pm
I could use one of those but dated from 2010 - 2014. Living in Bumf*ck Manitoba...sort of the norm.


CINEMA -


TAGS: movies past present story cgi
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 28, 2014, 2:24 am
Certainly not "House of Flying Daggers"!


A Matter of Time -




Homeless throughout History -




CULTURE -




The silly sixties -




NAME THAT REINDEER -


TAGS: members names story
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 2:15 pm
I hate it too when a man snarfs down a meal that took hours to prepa....ahhhh...yeah that gets my dander up too! Thanks for checkin' out the poster rerun.
rerun - December 22, 2012, 12:44 pm

I'm still fast at one hing...and the wife is forever unhappy
MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 10:28 am
Hey I read between the lines in the stuff you post in the personal stories thread. Too many of them all about your Casanova days. Thanks for the vote sweets.
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:25 am
..and the hidden word today is 'ask'
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:24 am
Heh heh...rerun...clever, and you where I get MY stuff....5L, cause Mrs M is driving this sleigh


Clash Of The Titans -


TAGS: war peace history military army
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 2:08 pm
True, they do take on many forms.


HAPPY HOLIDAYS -


TAGS: christmas story deck the halls
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:21 am
ok? there are 2 of me in chat? RL help!!!!


AN OLD GAME -


TAGS: march calendar forum story
Rating: 4.82/5

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LiquidAngel - February 26, 2012, 10:15 pm
This is awe5ome, very nice work.
Iconoclast - February 26, 2012, 4:59 pm
OUTSTANDING !!!!! An awesome display of imagination.
gas - February 26, 2012, 4:39 pm
ah didn't see them then (proof that I haven't been here for a so long time u_u)
Greeny - February 26, 2012, 4:24 pm
There a many (even better) like this - just thought I'd give it a whirl!
gas - February 26, 2012, 4:07 pm
LOL you just invented the meta-calendar poster. very entertaining
Verdeckt - February 26, 2012, 4:02 pm
... you may just have too much time on your hand5


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